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β˜… OFFICIAL 2028 CANDIDATE β˜…

Oh LongJohnson

The only candidate who never lies: he just meows. $JOHNSON is the meme coin of the most eloquent cat on the internet. All the live long day.

Vote $JOHNSON The Agenda
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Oh long johnson!
Oh Long Johnson, the candidate cat
β˜… JOHNSON 2028 β˜…
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The Meme

A Speech That Made History

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β€œOh long johnson… Oh don piano… Why I eyes ya… All the live long day.”
β€” The Cat, founding address, 2006

One cat. One human talking to him. And a reply so articulate the internet never recovered. The β€œOh Long Johnson” cat became a legend: living proof you can say everything while promising nothing.

Now he's running for President. No platform, no promises, no credible plan. Just meows and a community that gets it.

$JOHNSON isn't just a coin. It's a campaign. Every wallet is a ballot, every one of you a voter, every meme a campaign poster. You're not buying a token, you're joining the movement to put a cat in the White House.

Zero utility, zero BS, 100% cat. Grab your ballot, hit the campaign trail, and help Johnson take the Oval Office. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

The Federal Budget

Tokenomics

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1,776,000,000
Total Supply

A tribute to 1776. The cat is a patriot.

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Taxes

No taxes. Campaign promise kept.

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Fair Launch

Launched on Pump.fun. No presale, no insiders.

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Team tokens

The candidate refuses all donations. He just wants kibble.

πŸ›οΈ Campaign Wallets

Creator-fee split Β· proposal Β· can only be set once
  • Campaign Fund
    30%
  • Stimulus Office
    25%
  • Federal Reserve
    25%
  • Campaign Manager
    5%
  • Treasurer
    5%
  • Press Secretary
    5%
  • Creative Director
    5%

Every creator fee is split on-chain between public campaign wallets. Once set, the split is locked forever. No backroom deals.

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Anti-Sniper Technology

Secret Service on duty

Bots and snipers get turned away at the polling station. Real voters get a fair ballot at launch. One cat, one fair vote.

Polling Station

How to Vote $JOHNSON

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1

Create a Wallet

Install Phantom or Solflare. That's your voter ID.

2

Get SOL

Buy some Solana on an exchange and send it to your wallet.

3

Go to Pump.fun

Connect your wallet and paste the contract address (CA) from above. Double-check it.

4

Swap for $JOHNSON

Cast your ballot.

βœ• OH LONG JOHNSON
The Campaign Trail

Road to the White House 2028

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until Election Day β€” November 7, 2028

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Q4 2026Exploratory Committee
  • The cat wakes up
  • $JOHNSON fair launch on Pump.fun
  • Website + socials live
  • First 1,000 voters
  • $1M market cap
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Q1 2027Campaign Announcement
  • Official candidacy speech: β€œOh long johnson”
  • Bonding curve complete & CoinGecko listing
  • Meme war room opens
  • 5,000 voters
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Q2 2027Grassroots Tour
  • X Spaces town halls
  • Community meme contests
  • CoinMarketCap listing
  • 10,000 voters
  • $10M market cap
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Q3 2027Fundraising Season
  • β€œMake Cat Great Again” merch drop
  • Influencer endorsements
  • First CEX listing
  • Kibble-for-America charity drive
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Q4 2027The Debates
  • Debate vs. a golden retriever (he wins)
  • Polls: $JOHNSON leads among cats
  • 25,000 voters
  • $100M market cap
  • Campaign anthem release
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Q1 2028Primaries & Super Tuesday
  • Iowa: meows counted by hand
  • Super Tuesday sweep
  • Tier-1 CEX push
  • 50,000 voters
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Q2 2028Delegate Hunt
  • Running mate reveal (a very good dog)
  • Nationwide billboard campaign
  • Cross-chain expansion
  • 75,000 voters
  • $1B market cap
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Summer 2028National Convention
  • Acceptance speech: β€œWhy I eyes ya”
  • Balloon drop, confetti & catnip
  • Platform: no taxes, more naps
  • 100,000 voters
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Oct 2028Presidential Debates
  • Says only β€œOh don piano”, wins anyway
  • October surprise: hairball
  • Final get-out-the-vote push
  • Polls go parabolic
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Nov 7, 2028Election Day
  • Every voter counts
  • Live election-night X Space
  • Swing states turn red, white & blue
  • Victory meow πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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Jan 20, 2029Inauguration
  • Oath of office: β€œAll the live long day”
  • Free kibble for the nation
  • The White House gets a cat flap
  • $JOHNSON forever

One Cat. One Vote.
Oh Long Johnson.

Join the most honest campaign in American history. Click to vote β€” every meow counts.

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